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NEVER COME
DOWN
CANNABIS FOR THE COSMIC EXPLORER
TRANSMISSION RECEIVED
NEW PRODUCTS HAVE ARRIVED
[CAPTAIN'S LOG: STAR DATE 2124.09.12]
Space Cadet Company, often shortened to Space Cadet or simply as “The Company” is a large American multigenerational conglomerate founded in 2078. Space Cadet shifted focus and energies into space exploration in 2103 With the discovery of the rare plant species Cannabaceae. The Company’s mission was to share the benefits of this strange new plant with the rest of humanity. Known for this plant's medicinal and state altering properties, refined directly from its flower, Cannabaceae can be found on far away worlds where near perfect conditions can get this plant species to grow.
[High-Energy Phenomenon Detected]
Astrometric sensors have recorded the emergence of a diverse new fleet, bringing the wonders to your fingertips. Fleet composition includes pre‑ground flower for swift field operations, vape technology calibrated for precision, and preroll cruisers primed for immediate ignition. Sensor data indicates this armada is engineered for maximum efficiency across multiple environments. Officers and crew are advised to engage at will—mission ready, Captain.
CALLING ALL CADETS
ATTENTION ALL CADETS!
THE SPACE CADET CO IS LOOKING
FOR ADDITIONAL SUPPORT IN OUR
UPCOMING MISSION. WILL YOU JOIN
AND ANSWER THE CALL?
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